January 2011
MY TUMBLR FEED RIGHT NOW.
GONNA EAT AND WATCH SOME HOUSE.
DID SOME DRINKING.
Now I have the most intense hangover I have ever experienced.
Some advice for the kids:
Your body needs water, so drink that shit.
ON ANOTHER NOTE (INTERNET NAME CALLING):
Why can’t bitches leave other bitches alone?
Be a bitch on your own turf,
but stop making shit for other bitches,
who just want to bitch out and have a bitchin’ time.
Stop getting coaxed into conflict and move on.
If you roll around in the mud with a pig, you will ALWAYS get dirty.
GETTING MY CAR BACK TODAY.
While the bus is EXCELLENT, The Machine will always be my favorite mode of transportation.
dorksidedarth asked: i like your blog. It is neat! I'm glad you found me!!!
also, if you could only pick between having an orgasm every twenty years, or every twenty yards, which would it be? why?
also, if you could only pick between having an orgasm every twenty years, or every twenty yards, which would it be? why?
NO WORDS.
FIRST:
THEN:
BUT THEN:
This is basically how I react to any sarcastic, sexist thing Jan says. It’s kind of why he’s excellent.
TO VARIOUS PEOPLE: (OR: YES, I KNOW I'M SHITTING...
THE MORE YOU TALK ABOUT HOW COOL YOU ARE/
HOW COOL EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE,
THE LESS COOL YOU ARE,
AND THE MORE LIKELY IT IS THAT YOU’RE JUST AN IGNORANT, SUPERFICIAL ASSHOLE.
To clarify:
Confidence in one’s self is not an issue.
But when you constantly have to remind people (and yourself) how cool you are, it’s probably because they forget… probably because...
Oops.
Forgot about the ridiculously short answer character limit.
If you’re interested enough to answer, send me a message. : )
SO... ORANGES, RIGHT?
The peel doesn’t smell the same as the orange. The scent is less tangy, but still surprisingly delicious.
I know. All of you are thinking, “Duh. Why the fuck did this need mentioning?”
You are likely making a face like this:
However, I don’t really give a fuck what you think about that.
So:
But anyway, a discussion about the sweet, beautiful taste of oranges lead...
THANKS FOR THE FOLLOW, VALESYK
Found some neat .gifs on your tumblr.
I was going to post the one of the black guy spinning on his dick, but decided that might have been a weird way to show my appreciation.
It’s a ridiculously awesome .gif though. I didn’t even know that could be done.
afilminhereyesfromtheglow asked: what is your picture of?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN COPIED BEFORE,
but today I was.
Someone saw what I wrote on the back of the Dane Smith bathroom stall,
and when the janitors washed it away,
that person re-wrote my words in the exact same way
in the exact same spot.
It is good to know that the things you do make a difference in people’s lives,
even if it is small and nearly insignificant.
THE GUY SITTING IN THE SUB NEXT TO ME IS WATCHING...
Yup. My life is full of wonder.
ALSO, TODAY IS A GREAT DAY.
THE NEWS.
I see the most ridiculous things on Channel 4 news in the morning.
Like, today for instance:
they decided to plug a small product advertisement in the middle of Kathie Lee and Hoda.
A black man came out of the corner on all fours with a saddle on his back, a small child sitting on that saddle. Apparently, the product is for parents to give their children horse-back rides in.
My favorite part?
...
TIME FOR SLEEP!
Gonna curl up and dream now.
THE ARGONAUNTS WERE THE ANCIENT GREEK JUSTICE...
WHY TONIGHT WAS THE COOLEST NIGHT EVER.
1. Go to see a free screening of the Mechanic (the least coolest part of the night)
2. Get to the theater; make some vagina jokes and talk shit about Josh’s epic tie.
3. Stand in line in the cold, but make some more vagina jokes.
4. Imply that a man I hardly knew also had a vagina; get props from everybody.
5. Scare the shit out of conservative mothers and their children with more...
SO TIRED. SO LAZY.
MATH.
I’m going to kick math in the teeth this year.
I BOUGHT SOME NAIL POLISH. (NOT POETRY)
I have never bought anything but clear nail polish before.
I got mostly conservative colors
except
for one bottle of bright coral-orange.
Soon, I will get my nose pierced,
and I’ll dye my hair a fun, exciting color.
Sometimes I am happy that my life isn’t exciting enough to write a blog about.
It makes every single day
and every little thing I decide to do
another...
so strange.
WRITING A SCRIPT FOR VIDEO PRODUCTION.
This should prove to be quite interesting.
GETTIN' PREPARED FOR CLASSES.
Stole a book shelf. Yeah, I’m hip.
Got my nails done. Ooooo, pretty.
Got my comfy study sweaters!
I AM SO READY TO ROCK.
DRINKING TEA AND WATCHING ANIME.
I wish I had a funny .gif to post.
Making big grown up decisions.
itsatomicx:
It’s kind of scary and kind of exciting.
SLEEP.
THIS FEELING OF FALLING WILL NEVER LEAVE MY...
Sometimes, we feel things with such intensity, and those things are imprinted in our minds forever, even if we would rather forget them.
Every touch, every smell, every taste has a color and a meaning, and our senses are overtaken and overwhelmed. We feel the air brush over the tops of our hands and are captured by it and defenseless to it in a way that makes us want to cry. It is a feeling...
